Call WaitingeBook - 2007
It's Emma's thirty-first birthday, and everything is going swimmingly with her new love. Sure, Jacks has been called away for a business trip on her birthday, and sure, this business trip also involves a gorgeous, perfect, voluptuous colleague, and sure, there's a weird ring hiding in his underwear drawer that doesn't fit Emma, in size or style. But that's no reason to get worried, right? Right?!? Emma's eccentric Aunt Alice has passed away, leaving Emma an inheritance, but before she can get it, she has to fulfill certain unclear requirements. And Jack is too buried in his work (but hopefully not his co-worker) to help her extricate herself. At the same time, Emma's job is going down the tubes. She is downgraded to a telemarketers, of all things. (Emma is known for despising telemarketers and in fact has many ingenious ways to get rid of them when they call her!) Last but not least, the beautiful Clare seems determined to not only steal Jack, but also all of Emma's friends. It's starting to seem like the only way for Emma to get Jack's attention is to chain herself to a fence and burn her bra.
Publisher: Pymble, NSW ; New York, NY : HarperCollins e-books, 2007