The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood PaleBook - 2006
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Coarse Language: This title contains Coarse Language.
Sexual Content: This title contains Sexual Content.
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What is this thing?" ..."It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman." ..."This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?" ... "Not an abomination, abominable.
“I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be "stupid"? I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand.”
“If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name.”
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Lighthearted satire of the life of Christ - from his childhood days up to his crucifixion.