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Vitruvius: "One day a talented lass or fellow, a special one with face of yellow, will make the piece of resistance found from its hiding refuge underground. And with a noble army at the helm, this master builder will thwart the kragle and save the realm. And be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all time. All this is true because it rhymes."
TV Presenter: We now return to "Where Are My Pants?"
"Where are my pants?" guy: Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants?
Vitrivius: Emmet, you had a vision.
Emmet: I did?
Vitrivius: Master Builders spend years trying to empty their minds to get even a fleeting glimpse of the man upstairs, and yet your mind is so prodigiously empty; there is nothing to remove in the first place.
Emmet:I think I got it (very small pause) but just in case tell it to me all over again I wasn't listening
Unikitty: "Stay...positive...STAY POSITIVE....oh, FORGET IT!!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"
Wyldstyle: Did you even hear what I was saying?
Emmett: Yes...but can you say the whole thing over again?
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-THE LEGO MOVIE
(POSSIBLY/ COULD BE/ NO,,,,,SHOULD BE THE MOVIE'S THEME SONG
(President Business) It makes me want to pick up the person nearest to me and throw them out this window into the abyss of NOTHINGNESS!!!! *slams Bad Cop at the window multiple times* I wanna do it SO BAD!! (Bad Cop) *laughing uneasily* I know you do, Sir. Please-Please don't.
(Emmet) Hey, guys, I think we're about to crash into the sun! (Batman) Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool. *jet crashes, makes batman logo in sun* XD
(Wyldstyle) This is REAL music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding. (Emmet) Well...I can be...dark and brooding too! *sticks head out the window* Guys! Look a rainbow!
(Wyldstyle) Wait a minute-*stops motorcycle, stares at Emmet* What's your favorite restaurant? (Emmet) Any chain restaurant. (Wyldstyle) Favorite tv show? (Emmet) "Where are my Pants?". (Wlydstyle) *desperate* Favorite song? (Emmet) *singing* Everything is Awesome!! (Wyldstyle) OH NO.
Vitruvius: "Why are my pants cold and wet?" Wildstyle: "Ew!" (The "cold and wet" happened to be seawater leaking into the submarine.)